A blog filled with funny poems written by Banana. They are all original poems and hopefully will bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny. But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!
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I'd like to have diamond earrings
and a diamond ring to match
and diamond buckles on my shoes
and a purse with a diamond catch.
They'd sparkle so very brightly
24 carat gold settings beneath
they might even detract
from the unsettling fact
I've forgotten to clean my teeth.
