The Sad Story of the Sea Cucumber
It isn't easy being brown and poo shaped,
It can get me down.
I often gaze in helpless envy
at the gaudy beauty
of sea anemones
Those lucky bleepers have it good
they sit there sucking down their food
I'd be so grateful and so happy
to swap their luck
for mine is crappy.
But looks are just the least of my woes
here's the worst of how it goes,
If I don't look out, wait here it comes
I get a fish forced up my bum!!
Once it's there it stays a while
and what it does next is just as vile.
It squeezes in, it only just fits
and then it eats my naughty bits!!
So forgive me if I seem a churl
and don't welcome the visit of a fish called pearl!!
