I had been ripped off by cowboys and didn't know what to do
til a wise old boy just down from the bar said
'You need a lawman called Sue'
'Just go along to their office and take an hour or two,
He'll turn things round and before sundown
them bad guys'll have reason to rue.'
I told him 'thank you kindly sir' and headed out the door
It was worth a try to pop on by and get some advisin' on the law.
The office sign was gleamin' in the mornin' sun
the letters of gold and font so bold read "Sue, Grabbit and Run".
Every word that old boy said was absolutely true
There was a kind of magic in the legal mind
of my new lawyer called Sue.
It weren't too much longer 'fore all was said n done
the cowboys' defence was in ruins
It were even kinda fun.
These days nothin's doin' without relyin' on Sue's great skill
I know I've been blest to have one of the best
you can tell from the size of his bill.
copyright protected as usual - or you'll have Sue to deal with !!!
