She came on Twitter in a mood so bitter
that she said things she wished she hadn't.
Then her husband quit her for the baby sitter
leaving her not so much bitter as saddened.
Giving *TMI on the internet is never a good idea
the traces left are indelible and impossible to clear.
It's something we should never do,
like keeping tin tacks in your shoe
or filling your windscreen washer with glue
or admitting you like the smell of poo.
Unless you want us to remember you
as the person who did things they should never do,
then please remember what I'm telling you:
NEVER DO THE THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO.
*TMI - Too Much Information