Inspired by a story about 4 year old Daniel Blair who flushed his week old cocker spaniel down the loo in a misguided attempt to wash him
Daniel looked at puppy what was he to do?
Puppy was so muddy he looked like a piece of poo.
Which gave him the idea of washing puppy in the loo.
He put the grubby puppy in the bowl of the bog
then pulled the toilet flush meaning to sluice the little dog
but puppy flushed away just like a toilet log.
Mummy wasn't happy at what her boy had done
puppy wasn't happy, he wasn't having fun
who could save the puppy's life? Turns out there was only one.
Now flushing puppy down the loo is something rather odd
that puppy didn't drown and die was a miracle from God
and also thanks to the clever men who work for Dyno-Rod