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@ 2009-06-20 – 09:13:09
There's bad news and there's good news.
I hate you! I really really hate you!
I say it all the time,
you drive me mad,
bloody Dad.
Is it such a crime
To leave my bedroom in a tip
and make my mother cry?
You don't try to understand me
you just roll your eyes and sigh.
You make me eat, and make me wash
you're such a control freak
but I'll have the last laugh on you both
I'm moving out next week.
Bushka
Pro 
devogue
Pro Much better than The Beatles' "She's Leaving Home".
ekmochi34
I love your poem and avater's character.
katherinejj
I like your poem a lot, I have one fairly similar... perhaps it's a poet thing (larkin, plath)
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I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
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Mark Twain said something like: When I was 17 I thought my father was a fool; now I'm thirty, I know he is very wise...A little of my own 'take' in there, I'm sure!