See you later alligator!

It was kind of quiet Thursday night
at our local bar
when a guy walked in with a glint in his eye
carrying an alligatarr. (sic)

Now he and this green behemoth
were obviously friends of old
they wrestled about for a time
but that guy was still very bold.

He whacked the 'gator on the head
and laid it on the bar
that 'gator opened his mouth real wide
like at the dentist to say "Ah!"

Now that mouth was filled with gleaming teeth
sharp and very long,
despite that the guy opens his fly
and inserts his 'not so long'

The guy wild eyed and crazy like
looked sweaty, hot and red
cried out " Who in here thinks they can do this shit?"
Says I " Me but don't hit me on the head."

Just wrote this poem after hearing this rude joke for the first time. It was calling to be immortalised in rhyme. Hope you find it funny. It was meant to be western in style. I imagined a grizzled old cow-poke spitting tobacco and recounting this in a slow Texan drawl. Updated to add: After a discussion I have come to the conclusion that this poem is at its very best read out in an Australian accent a la Crocodile Dundee. If anyone knows Alf Stewart/Ray Meagher from Home and Away - he would be my dream reader for this poem. Or maybe Kylie Minogue or Dame Edna :))