The Competition.

Come and try your luck and skill
and win a fantastic prize
It might be a car
or a push up bra
or laser surgery for your eyes.

Fill in the answers carefully
especially your details
so we can use them
for whatever we like
we especially like emails.

In just a week we'll know who won,
if you want to find out too
pick up your phone
and call this number
to see if the lucky one is you.

The call may last for quite some time
and costs ten dollars a minute,
but you know the saying and we hope you agree
you have to be in it to win it.