Sharper than a serpent's tooth...
The night is over at long last.
Sun comes up as darkness fades
I'm not refreshed from sleep alas
for I've been peeing razor blades.
Every hour on the hour
the call has come to pass
water I've been swigging down
which turned to shards of glass.
Despite taking medication
I'm sick and tired and sadder
from avoiding dessiccation
by flushing out my bladder.
There would be a prize indeed
for whoever would delight us
by finding how to rid the world
of horrible cystitis!
I hope you don't know what this really feels like. But if you do you'll share my pain
Dedicated to Rebecca my friend on Twitter