Ode to Liz Jones
Liz Jones is really very nice and has a heart of gold,
She bakes fresh bread goes on long walks
and visits the lonely and old.
She loves all things including you and is immensely kind
and writes so darn inspiringly
when she shares her piece of mind.
She doesn't care about how things look
she values what's inside
Her sunny nature shines for all to see
it's something she can't hide.
Now you may think I've lost the plot
gone bonkers or even worse
But please don't worry the Liz Jones I describe
is from an alternate universe!
Liz Jones is a columnist in the Daily Mail who specialises in being grumpy and unpleasant in order to stimulate response - fair does to her it seems to work a treat