I'm all in a tangle this Christmas
I'm totally in a tizz
All the the things I used to do
don't seem to be doing their bizz.
The Christmas tree with its twinkly lights
makes me worry I'm hurting the planet
Cooking a hearty festive feast
seems so greedy I think I should ban it.
We aren't having presents
we aren't having wine
we'll be home together
but we are all the time.
I hope that this anxiousness soon goes away
or we're on course for a crappy Christmas day.