A bad poem about bad breath - Valentine can't overcome everything.
When I first saw you my heart stood still
as you stood handsomely on the heath.
I made an effort to get closer to you
but you never looked after your teeth.
I neared you a trembling not knowing what to say.
You opened your mouth and took my breath away.
You and I will never be - though sad it is to think -
for I cannot get past the simple fact you stink.