A VERY mean & funny Valentine poem - a heart-felt plea.

You could send your love an e-card
in this techy day and age,
or give them an e-poetry book
writ on screen and not on page.
You could push the boat out so to speak
and take them on a cruise,
or buy them chocs and flowers
or their very favourite booze.
But the very bestest present
you could give we'd all agree
is to give them your attention
and please stop molesting me.