Kissy Kissy Valentine.

Please show me you're my own true love
my sexy Valentine
by puckering up and applying
your laughing gear to mine.

I'll feel like Xmas has come early
and you're my Xmas cracker
if you lick your lips and give me
a lovely sloppy smacker.

Valentine I love you,
walking, sleeping jogging
I'm always thinking of you
and wishing we were snogging.