Man pulls shark tail to save woman diver then disappears
http://www.dailymail.co.uk
Elyse Frankom, 19, would have been killed in the attack had it not been for the quick actions of a mystery hero who refused to give his name as he left the scene.
Here's the answer to the mystery... for
Only one person could pull the tail of a shark and survive...
Elyse Frankom swimming under the sea
and doing what she loved best
was spied by a shark hungry as can be
who thought she looked tasty I guess.
He bit down on her hip and held on tight
she was a true tasty morsel
but it wasn’t the end for our girl in fright
for his tail fin got pulled – not his dorsal.
A hero had turned up to save her from the jaws
and she didn’t need rescuing twice
Our hero held on and gave no pause
she deserved saving cos she was nice.
People asked him his name, well folk can be thick
it should have been clear from the start
this white bearded chap was none less than
Saint Nick
following the rules of his heart.
It was lucky indeed for this nice-listed girly,
Santa on his hols made her Christmas come early.
by Michele Brenton aka banana_the_poet
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