From @PoetSorg: If you could wake up every morning to any poem being read to you, what poem would that be?

Good morning you are very rich
I've run your bath and then
you will be escorted into town
by Jurgens or by Sven
who will draw admiring glances
from the ladies in the street
who are also very jealous
because you are so slim and neat.
You do not need to worry
all the bills are safely paid
and readers are all gagging
for the poetry you made.
So up you get my lovely wife
and share breakfast with me
when you get home I'll be waiting here
with your slippers and some tea.