Inspired by the closing of newspaper The News of The World to be replaced by The Sunday Sun.

Bad Dog!

Fido you've been naughty
the neighbour's been complaining
that you messed their carpet with your paws
yesterday when it was raining.
You've stolen food from their table
But I'll stop your little game
with the worsest punishment ever
yes - I'm going to change your name!

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