Edited to add picture from this article appearing in DM the day after the priginal article
I will not hide in a corner
to appease the ugly and fat
I was born lovely and got better with age
you'll have to get used to that.
I'm not making excuses
for my slimness and glorious skin
I exercised to within an inch of my life
to get this pretty and thin.
I am happy to state in the papers
I use my cleavage at work
to befuddle male bosses to my gain and their loss is
they don't see my adorable smirk.
I have proudly written this article
to fulfil my feminist duty
of raising awareness of the hazards that come
with having incomparable beauty.
The paper was lucky to get me
not everyone would be so zealous
'cos totty like me can get everything free
lesser totty can't so they get jealous.
So I refuse to say sorry for being a babe
because it would be such a lie
and anyone who says I'm not beautiful
can just bugger off and die.
This is the second for day 3 two for Tuesday poem a day challenge 2012. Write an unapologetic poem - again it is inspired by Samantha Brick - a woman of such incomparable beauty I am sure these are only two of hundreds of poems inspired by her charms.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html - this is the article that inspired both this and the previous poem.