I am lucky to have my beloved
his moustache is all soft like a cat's.
I've decided to keep a low profile
to avoid the gazillion brickbats
which have been heading my way
since I put my pen to paper
and became the Queen of Jones' clones,
No good comes to those trying to ape her.
I've had my moments of fame
out-Lizzing the famous Ms Jones
who is back in the saddle again
with her Middleton-lookalike moans.
So off into the sunset I go
with my wonderful husband Pascal.
Hand in hand & happy with my hunky French chappy,
our love sweet but forever low cal.
In the hope that Samantha Brick may now find her happy ever after.