Fifty Shades Starker.
I'd been crying in my pillow
not knowing what to do
when I got a bunch of flowers
with a card from you know who.
Every bloom had been decapitated
each dismembered stalk dyed Grey
which made my inner Goddess leap
it really made my day.
I was all a quiver and trembling
could life be so...
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Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy by banana_the_poet