Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh

• Holy Hungry Haiku Batman! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (10 hours old)

  Mealtimes in abbeys empty deep fat friars truly love the Chip Monk… more

• The Wolf Princess. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (5 days old)

  When I was born I was stolen away; Running down the winding gravel pathway from the golden palace where my mother the Queen and father the King dined on quail unaware their baby daughter was gon… more

• Dogged Disguise - poetry which reveals the inner me. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (5 days old)

  Dogged Disguise I'm a fat little white poodle with a permanently dribbly chin that's the true me if you could zoom much closer in; Luckily no-one's managed it - least of all my lover, my i… more

• Listen, do you want to know a secret? From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (12 days old)

  The secret of writing comedy. The secret of writing comedy is known by every clown; first you think up comedy then you write it down. … more

• A Halloween Poem - oooooooooooo! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (13 days old)

  Halloween. The witch cackled her crackling voice snapping the cold twigged silence leaving it forever sullied. Ghosts willowed past smoky wraiths pale despondent dreaming of the days when… more

• Something to make your ears bleed! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (15 days old)

  A truly awful shocking dreadful poem, recited in a way to bring out the full Vogonity of the underlying metaphors and dichotomies. Paula Nancy Millhouse Jennings eat your heart out! :>… more

• OK here's another dire abomination. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (15 days old)

  Save the Planet. Crash! Out of the night the huge tree wanders its bleeding wounds dripping while roots dragging from it leave trails that slugs envy in their silvery slime. Bang! The lig… more

• An example of a truly awful poem. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (15 days old)

  Incomparable meaning is the truth of eternal veritatious wisdom. A bird flies so high up in the sky your lips are red as a red red rose My heart will break if you die I will cry and cry and get … more

• Bad Taste Poem - Don't read this if you are squeamish or easily offended! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (17 days old)

  Bad Taste - Period! So Vampires are the very latest teenage girly fad they are attracted to the brooding dark looks of the bad but am I the only one on earth to think this thought I had - why… more

• A poem about true beauty! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (20 days old)

  Words from the wizened. I thought I'd offer this point of view though it sounds a little smug; but this article made me glad at last to be ugly as a pug. For if you (like me) have alway… more

• A Crap poem about dogs! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (21 days old)

  A crap poem about dogs. When I go to heaven I hope Fluffy'll be there too. She's my closest friend we're like Shaggy and Scooby Doo. Her big brown doggy eyes make me happy through and throug… more

• I can't top this! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (22 days old)

  If you want to read a brilliantly amusing funny poem today go here http://bunnybunbunbun.blog.co.uk/2009/10/21/the-story-of-fred-a-moth-who-was-much-too-clever-for-his-own-good-7214925/comment_ID/1… more

• What Grammar should have told you. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (24 days old)

  Here's a rule - The Comma Splice; To use one is a dreadful vice. Some other method must be found or one's grammar will be deemed unsound. Yet we shouldn't pick on those who famous use it l… more

• I think I like to think. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (26 days old)

  I think I like to think of: Humming birds in green and pink; Iridescent feathery down; Wearing silk clothes and a golden crown; Marching through the town to the roar of the crowd; Winning somethi… more

• Ode to Liz Jones. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (34 days old)

  Ode to Liz Jones Liz Jones is really very nice and has a heart of gold, She bakes fresh bread goes on long walks and visits the lonely and old. She loves all things including you and is immens… more

• Heroes/Heroines - My Poem for UK National Poetry Day From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (35 days old)

  Heroes/Heroines For all the men who walk in heels and brave the funny looks I'd like to say I like your style you're OK in my book! Stand tall and proud in frills and curls spring loaded und… more

• God knows science. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (39 days old)

  God knows science. It was an experiment but something went wrong, he had intended just to let it run for an hour or two watch to see what happened and then write up his findings. But he got … more

• Ode to a tiny hippo. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (42 days old)

  So cute I blogged it twice! Ode to a tiny hungry hippo Oh teeny tiny hippo you are so sweet, smaller than the lettuce leaf you're trying to eat You are the cutest thing I've seen yet I wish… more

• That's better :) Parody song - much smoother. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (45 days old)

  Your browser does not support JavaScript! Instead, you can visit Twittley.com for all of your Twitter social networking needs. Click here to share this post with your Twitter followers… more

• Hitler was a woman? From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (46 days old)

  Was World War II Caused by PMT? Might Hitler have been a woman? Is that really so mad? It could explain the moodies reportedly 'he' had? Perhaps they got it wrong when calling out 'Heil' dai… more

• Poem for International Talk Like a Pirate Day From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (55 days old)

  Poem for International Talk Like a Pirate Day I once was touched by a noodly appendage I don't talk of it much but it changed my life in many ways with it's Pastafarian touch. I learned to … more

• The Groom's Speech! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (58 days old)

  The Groom's Speech. You turned up to my wedding with everything on show, put people off the wedding feast and we'd purchased Sturgeon's Roe! All that wobbling fleshy stuff, the bride is most… more

• Not another 'How To' article. From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (61 days old)

  Here's How! I don't want to write a book very fast I want to write it well I want to write something that's lots of fun Not crank out something to sell. I don't want to write something with l… more

• Don't you know that it hurts so good? From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (63 days old)

  Muscle fever! I must go down to the sea again to the lonely sea & the sky I kayaked for 5 hours now be kind and let me die! with apologies to John Masefield and Spike Milligan. I … more

• Serving suggestions From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (67 days old)

  Serving suggestions. It's yellow and sweet and full of good cheer you can stick it in your gob or poke it in your ear you can mash it for a cake or slap it 'tween some bread or if you're real… more

• I hope this isn't a metaphor for life! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (69 days old)

  I hope this isn't a metaphor for life! So many leaves flamboyant green casting shadows on the cool brown earth. Deep under the surface what treasures lurk? How productive this life for… more

• Give me a sign. Any sign but that one! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (71 days old)

  Wee Wee Monsieur! Paris is known for its cuisine and its waiters are known for their chill so we stepped off the plane at Charles De Gaulle ready to eat our fill. We were geared up to try esc… more

• Poem inspired by Bushka - yesterday! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (74 days old)

  EVERYONE makes mistakes sometimes. Jesus up in heaven was going on his tour when he noticed a sad looking grey haired gent he'd never seen before. not the way you'd expect someone to look who'd… more

• ~:*~Poetry and no mistake!!!1 <3~*:~ From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (77 days old)

  ~:*~Poetry and no mistake!!!1 <3~*:~ I righted this pome for a comp cos my best frend sed I shud bcoz she luvz my texts bcoz they R so gud xD Its abowt a bewtifool lake orl shiny like a… more

• Fawlty Reasoning From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (77 days old)

  Fawlty Reasoning He saw the couple cuddling and was appalled. She was young enough to be the daughter of the married man in whose arms she seemed so at home his wife downstairs talking… more

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