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About me
I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
Blog Roll
Richard Madeley's Blog arguably the funniest website in the Universe!!
Food & stuff on DEFOODY blog
Read my 'serious' poems on my Poems-2-share.blog and share your own original poems & lyrics
See my beautiful home island of Kefalonia on my Kefalonia-views.blog
Follow Michaela's story in One Piece at a Time my happy/ sad/ fun novel
The strange thoughts of a banana
Banana Waffles
