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Well they said they wanted everyone to get a higher degree! from banana Pro 146 days old
It's getting warm in Britain so please try and take care it's time to put your feet on ice and freeze your underwear. You can't leave your windows open ...
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Beggars can't be choosers ... sorry. from banana Pro 260 days old
[ ... ] advice on the best way to deal with your financial downturn'. Facts are facts and even on an idyllic Greek island the folding stuff is ...
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A Lawman called Sue from banana Pro 474 days old
I had been ripped off by cowboys and didn't know what to do til a wise old boy just down from the bar said 'You need a lawman called Sue' 'Just go along ...
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Warn Parenting. from banana Pro 1232 days old
Where to begin, oh where to begin, the story of parents Mair and Gwyn? They started out with love and laughter, But went on to live snappily ever after. To ...
I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
