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Ode to a tiny hippo. from banana ^Pro 52 days old

So cute I blogged it twice! Ode to a tiny hungry hippo Oh teeny tiny hippo you are so sweet, smaller than the lettuce leaf you're trying to eat You ...

Laure the Lion and the Poet's sad fate. from banana ^Pro 88 days old

Laure the Lion and the Poet's sad fate. Laure was a lion poem writers filled with hate. Laure met a poem writer. That's the poet Laureate. I thought ...

Warning!!! Rude joke poem!!! from banana ^Pro 153 days old

See you later alligator! It was kind of quiet Thursday night at our local bar when a guy walked in with a glint in his eye carrying an alligatarr. (sic) Now ...

Puppy's Predicament - A True Flushed Away Story. from banana ^Pro 159 days old

Inspired by a story about 4 year old Daniel Blair who flushed his week old cocker spaniel down the loo in a misguided attempt to wash him Daniel looked ...

3 Limericks. from banana ^Pro 192 days old

My first attempt at one of these was after listening to a radio four program, can't remember which - probably I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue, and they gave ...

Hope this Joke Poem doesn't offend. from banana ^Pro 231 days old

Dog Day Afternoon The priest was taking confession to absolve in Jesus' name, when in came, let's call him, Mr X, to protect him from his shame. He ...

Monkey Business! from banana ^Pro 232 days old

Monkey Business. My mother had a monkey, she never said what sort, it was when she lived in India, it was from the wild not bought. It was supposed ...

Don't have a Cow Man! from banana ^Pro 232 days old

Don't have a Cow Man. You can kill it, cook and eat it, you can put it in a can, you can stew it in a good red wine or fry it in a pan. You can slice ...

A Prickly Problem... from banana ^Pro 250 days old

A Prickly Problem. Sleeps curled up in duvet nest, knees upon his hairy chest Prickly bristles on his chin - shave them off and they grow again Weird ...

My wish for Ireland. A poem for St Patrick's Day. from banana ^Pro 255 days old

Here's my poem ready in time for when St Patrick's Day arrives. When St Patrick sent all the snakes from Ireland, he had the good of the people at his ...