comedy

Fawlty Reasoning from banana ^Pro 79 days old

Fawlty Reasoning He saw the couple cuddling and was appalled. She was young enough to be the daughter of the married man in whose arms she seemed so ...

Secret Intelligence Service/Secretly not very intelligent at all! from banana ^Pro 131 days old

A bit of a Sawer Point. I've a very special message that I don't want you to miss my husband has been appointed recently to a very hush hush job as ...

Evil's Source & Succour. from banana ^Pro 173 days old

The sky is blue as searing pain the clouds are laughing lies the sun burns on behind my back and birds are devil spies. Breakfast is dust between my ...

A Tea-Pot of Trouble - not suitable for children. from banana ^Pro 223 days old

A Tea-Pot of Trouble There was a family of gnomes who loved drinking tea. Slurping those antioxidants filled them with tannin and glee. But they all ...

Hope this Joke Poem doesn't offend. from banana ^Pro 224 days old

Dog Day Afternoon The priest was taking confession to absolve in Jesus' name, when in came, let's call him, Mr X, to protect him from his shame. He ...

Don't have a Cow Man! from banana ^Pro 224 days old

Don't have a Cow Man. You can kill it, cook and eat it, you can put it in a can, you can stew it in a good red wine or fry it in a pan. You can slice ...

Like silly writing? You'll like this then... from banana ^Pro 277 days old

Here's a short excerpt from my comic novel - One Piece at a Time. This book is no longer available to read free online on Authonomy.Miss Tweedle was ...

My deepest, darkest secret...is... from banana ^Pro 294 days old

I murdered my brother and strangled the cat, called my silver haired mother a rank smelling old bat. I stole several cars and robbed a bank, but I'm ...

The Folk Singer's Bum from banana ^Pro 564 days old

Oh the folk singer's bum - could I ever forget the friendliest bottom that I've ever met? Most folk's posteriors stay hidden from sight But the folk ...

Not a fan poem (although it does involve hot air). from banana ^Pro 1162 days old

What is it about Keanu Reeves which causes my womanly chest to heaveWith passion unrequited yet leaves me still delighted? It’s beyond my comprehensionBut ...