daily mail
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Ode to Liz Jones. from banana Pro 37 days old
[ ... ] a columnist in the Daily Mail who specialises in being grumpy and unpleasant in order to stimulate response - fair does to her it seems to work a ...
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No News is Good News. from banana Pro 121 days old
Why do I read you? You drive me mad Make me angry Make me sad. As literature you always fail yet I'm drawn to you sleazy Daily Mail. . . . . . . ...
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Nu Labour Christmas Carol - to the tune of Ding Dong Merrily on High from banana Pro 357 days old
Inspired by the comments sections of the Daily Mail Newspaper Ding dongs merrily on high with coins in wallets clinking The ding dongs never even try to ...
I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
