death
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and then I...
@ 2009-11-20 – 15:27:53
[ ... ] own death. It is stupid and annoying - how can they be telling us the story if they are dead? It doesn't even work as a diary unless the ... more -
Don't have a Cow Man!
@ 2009-04-04 – 15:15:50
Don't have a Cow Man. You can kill it, cook and eat it, you can put it in a can, you can stew it in a good red wine or fry it in a pan. You can slice … more -
The first really sad poem on my blog - might make you smile in a wistful way.
@ 2009-03-10 – 12:54:58
This is an image - click on it to make it easier to read. This isn't a funny ha ha poem but a funny peculiar one. In fact it is a bit creepy. I … more -
A poem for Dylan Thomas fans - they'll hate it!
@ 2009-03-06 – 11:57:08
[ ... ] when death comes. That doesn't mean I am saying they shouldn't do it though. That would make me that sort of person too. But I just wanted to ... more -
When I am Dead
@ 2009-03-04 – 17:58:59
When I am Dead. When I am dead and gone what will be my first memorial? Will it be engraving or crematorial? Would I prefer the grave or choose to burn and … more -
My deepest, darkest secret...is...
@ 2009-01-24 – 23:21:10
I murdered my brother and strangled the cat, called my silver haired mother a rank smelling old bat. I stole several cars and robbed a bank, but I'm … more -
The True Fate of Paddington Bear
@ 2008-11-11 – 12:49:42
Please look after this bear - the label had requested but the moment he arrived that bear was soon arrested. Where are your papers bear? The officer … more -
Nonsense poem
@ 2007-02-13 – 15:33:04
The invincible victim raised his head declaring "I'm a trifle dead" "I'll be a little more tomorrow" and his nostrils quivered in his sorrow. Tears … more -
Put this on my gravestone
@ 2007-02-13 – 15:29:04
To those who disliked me I forgive, they never got me where I live. To those who loved me, I forgive them more, they know why and they know what for. Here's … more
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