death
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and then I... from banana Pro 2 days old
[ ... ] own death. It is stupid and annoying - how can they be telling us the story if they are dead? It doesn't even work as a diary unless the ...
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Don't have a Cow Man! from banana Pro 232 days old
Don't have a Cow Man. You can kill it, cook and eat it, you can put it in a can, you can stew it in a good red wine or fry it in a pan. You can slice ...
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The first really sad poem on my blog - might make you smile in a wistful way. from banana Pro 257 days old
This is an image - click on it to make it easier to read. This isn't a funny ha ha poem but a funny peculiar one. In fact it is a bit creepy. I ...
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A poem for Dylan Thomas fans - they'll hate it! from banana Pro 261 days old
[ ... ] when death comes. That doesn't mean I am saying they shouldn't do it though. That would make me that sort of person too. But I just wanted to ...
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When I am Dead from banana Pro 263 days old
When I am Dead. When I am dead and gone what will be my first memorial? Will it be engraving or crematorial? Would I prefer the grave or choose to burn and ...
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My deepest, darkest secret...is... from banana Pro 302 days old
I murdered my brother and strangled the cat, called my silver haired mother a rank smelling old bat. I stole several cars and robbed a bank, but I'm ...
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The True Fate of Paddington Bear from banana Pro 376 days old
Please look after this bear - the label had requested but the moment he arrived that bear was soon arrested. Where are your papers bear? The officer ...
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Nonsense poem from banana Pro 1013 days old
The invincible victim raised his head declaring "I'm a trifle dead" "I'll be a little more tomorrow" and his nostrils quivered in his sorrow. Tears ...
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Put this on my gravestone from banana Pro 1013 days old
To those who disliked me I forgive, they never got me where I live. To those who loved me, I forgive them more, they know why and they know what for. Here's ...
