diamonds
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Cool Blue Diamond costs 6.2 million! from banana Pro 195 days old
Expense claim from Marie-Antoinette Pork-Bottomley MP It is of beauty sans compare, to excite and delight the senses sod claiming moats and underwear, put ...
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend ! from banana Pro 569 days old
I'd like to have diamond earrings and a diamond ring to match and diamond buckles on my shoes and a purse with a diamond catch. They'd sparkle so ...
I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
