Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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Eat well at Christmas without gaining weight.

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-12-14 – 11:04:20

[ ... ] at Xmas dinner save them as a treat to turn Boxing Day lunch into a sure fire winner. Christmas cake versus pudding? Not everyone can agree ... more
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Don't have a Cow Man!

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-04-04 – 15:15:50

[ ... ] off your dinner even if well-laced with sage. I've considered all the arguments regarding wrong and right, but I'm weak and it's my burning ... more
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dinner

Eat well at Christmas without gaining weight.

Don't have a Cow Man!

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