I'll do almost anything but I won't do that.
Just be thankful I'm past my display-until date
and yet still have the wit to know it
For it's terribly … more
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Who would be looking for a job like this?
@ 2012-12-13 – 12:18:29
[ ... ] kind of funny. If you don't have relations or friends or any life or a cat a dog or a small pet frog or a partner, child or wife or anybody on the ... more -
Fishes Circle - or the difficulties of keeping pet fish.
@ 2012-10-17 – 23:15:36
Fishes Circle. I really really wish I could keep a fish But no matter how I try They just up and die. They either get a fungus or one just gets humungous while … more -
Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy - animation by me :)
@ 2012-08-14 – 09:54:23
Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy - available on Kindle. Here's my Amazon author's page where all my poetry books (paperbacks and Kindles) … more -
Fifty Shades Starker - the sequel.
@ 2012-06-30 – 15:53:26
Fifty Shades Starker. I'd been crying in my pillow not knowing what to do when I got a bunch of flowers with a card from you know who. Every bloom … more -
Fifty Shades of Blue - What Really Happened when I met Mr Gray.
@ 2012-06-23 – 19:07:49
Fifty Shades of Blue - What Really Happened when I met Mr Gray. I was living with this girl not like that we're just friends and she had a job to do but … more -
A nose by any other Dame...
@ 2012-06-17 – 21:48:21
A nose by any other Dame When I was little I thought a Dame was somebody flouncy and camp who came around each year at Christmas time and graced the … more -
A farewell to her charms - Brickbats
@ 2012-04-05 – 12:31:27
Brickbats. I am lucky to have my beloved his moustache is all soft like a cat's. I've decided to keep a low profile to avoid the gazillion brickbats which … more -
Bricking it - unapologetic poem for PAD 2012 day 3
@ 2012-04-03 – 17:05:37
Edited to add picture from this article appearing in DM the day after the priginal article Bricking it. I will not hide in a corner to appease the … more -
An apology from Samantha Brick - satire poem
@ 2012-04-03 – 16:13:57
Being a Brick about things. I'm sorry I'm so beautiful it's really such a pain to hold the sunshine in my smile to be the rainbow after rain. I'm sorry … more
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