Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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What I would say to my sixteen year old self.

by banana ^Pro @ 2011-11-17 – 12:28:23

[ ... ] all of it you'll learn; Which gifts me with the strength to face my future in its turn. banana_the_poet aka Michele Brenton 17th November 2011 more
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Would you name a child Chlamydia?

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-04-28 – 16:36:48

[ ... ] brood, the future of TV, all gobbling their food. I have certain unbreakable rules in my poetic moral code. I will only write a poem if I have ... more
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What I would say to my sixteen year old self.

Would you name a child Chlamydia?

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