Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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MP's Expense claim - in detail!!!

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-05-11 – 11:49:07

[ ... ] guard my golden gnomes for I feel a bit insecure they might get nicked from my second home. Then I'll need an annexe built to house the security ... more
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Should we have a Pancake for PM?

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-02-24 – 11:16:07

To be sung to the tune of Golden Brown by The Stranglers. Pancake for PM - a recipe for success? Golden Brown texture like sun, crisp and round, everyone … more
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MP's Expense claim - in detail!!!

Should we have a Pancake for PM?

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