Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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Very rude joke - in a poem!!! Not suitable for children.

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-06-02 – 12:42:02

[ ... ] into her handbag and stripped off with practised art then got into position, letting loose a stifled fart. The odour caught our hero, right ... more
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It's Wot Your Hands are For !!

by banana ^Pro @ 2006-06-28 – 08:21:41

[ ... ] without her handbag playing in goal for Borussia Mönchengladbach ! She always takes her handbag every where. She has everything she needs for ... more
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handbag

Very rude joke - in a poem!!! Not suitable for children.

It's Wot Your Hands are For !!

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