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Holy Hungry Haiku Batman! from banana ^Pro 2 days old

Mealtimes in abbeys empty deep fat friars truly love the Chip Monk

Dogged Disguise - poetry which reveals the inner me. from banana ^Pro 7 days old

Dogged Disguise I'm a fat little white poodle with a permanently dribbly chin that's the true me if you could zoom much closer in; Luckily no-one's ...

Listen, do you want to know a secret? from banana ^Pro 14 days old

The secret of writing comedy. The secret of writing comedy is known by every clown; first you think up comedy then you write it down.

Something to make your ears bleed! from banana ^Pro 17 days old

A truly awful shocking dreadful poem, recited in a way to bring out the full Vogonity of the underlying metaphors and dichotomies. Paula Nancy Millhouse ...

An example of a truly awful poem. from banana ^Pro 17 days old

Incomparable meaning is the truth of eternal veritatious wisdom. A bird flies so high up in the sky your lips are red as a red red rose My heart will ...

Bad Taste Poem - Don't read this if you are squeamish or easily offended! from banana ^Pro 19 days old

Bad Taste - Period! So Vampires are the very latest teenage girly fad they are attracted to the brooding dark looks of the bad but am I the only one ...

A poem about true beauty! from banana ^Pro 22 days old

Words from the wizened. I thought I'd offer this point of view though it sounds a little smug; but this article made me glad at last to be ugly as a ...

A Crap poem about dogs! from banana ^Pro 23 days old

A crap poem about dogs. When I go to heaven I hope Fluffy'll be there too. She's my closest friend we're like Shaggy and Scooby Doo. Her big brown ...

What Grammar should have told you. from banana ^Pro 26 days old

Here's a rule - The Comma Splice; To use one is a dreadful vice. Some other method must be found or one's grammar will be deemed unsound. Yet we shouldn't ...

I think I like to think. from banana ^Pro 28 days old

I think I like to think of: Humming birds in green and pink; Iridescent feathery down; Wearing silk clothes and a golden crown; Marching through the ...