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and then I... from banana ^Pro 1 day old

and then I I'm telling you this amazing story because I know you'll love it my friend it is full of excitement and glory you'll be on pins 'til I ...

Clouds of confusion - novpad 16 from banana ^Pro 4 days old

Clouds of confusion. "Clouds are nothing to be afraid of," I said looking you in the eye, "carrying rain to water plants; they can't hurt you, they're ...

Just a poem at twilight... from banana ^Pro 6 days old

Just a poem at twilight If vampires were of a lyrical bent and scribbled verse in tomes; Would the rhymes that they penned be literally bloody poems? ...

A poem for Robert Graves. from banana ^Pro 6 days old

"There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either." - Robert Graves For Robert Graves Money shiny money clinky money pretty money ...

Hanging together - everyone has been here and done this. from banana ^Pro 6 days old

Hanging together? You! No you! No You! You! OK Both together; Three! Two! One! You didn't! Neither did you! Well someone has to. Yes - or we'll ...

Holy Hungry Haiku Batman! from banana ^Pro 9 days old

Mealtimes in abbeys empty deep fat friars truly love the Chip Monk

Dogged Disguise - poetry which reveals the inner me. from banana ^Pro 14 days old

Dogged Disguise I'm a fat little white poodle with a permanently dribbly chin that's the true me if you could zoom much closer in; Luckily no-one's ...

Listen, do you want to know a secret? from banana ^Pro 21 days old

The secret of writing comedy. The secret of writing comedy is known by every clown; first you think up comedy then you write it down.

Something to make your ears bleed! from banana ^Pro 24 days old

A truly awful shocking dreadful poem, recited in a way to bring out the full Vogonity of the underlying metaphors and dichotomies. Paula Nancy Millhouse ...

An example of a truly awful poem. from banana ^Pro 24 days old

Incomparable meaning is the truth of eternal veritatious wisdom. A bird flies so high up in the sky your lips are red as a red red rose My heart will ...