I'll do almost anything but I won't do that.
Just be thankful I'm past my display-until date
and yet still have the wit to know it
For it's terribly … more
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What my moving finger writes.
@ 2011-05-19 – 16:43:52
I can feel the closing paragraph at the end of my story. I won't read it aloud I don't want to know the exact words but they are there already. Waiting, … more -
Funny Smiley Poem - in defence of Smilies.
@ 2011-02-19 – 14:05:38
In Defence of Smilies, I wrote this on a forum and took a screenshot so you could appreciate it properly. Hope you think it's funny, it got a good … more -
Is she or isn't she?
@ 2010-12-08 – 14:15:57
Is she, or isn’t she? I’m glad I’m not a lesbian though I think I could have been. 'Cos I think that girls are pretty and the idea’s not obscene. And … more -
Strictly No Ballroom Dancing
@ 2010-07-30 – 21:19:44
Strictly No Ballroom Dancing. I never learned to waltz or other ballroom dances. The life I lived when young furnished no such chances. I went to clubs … more -
This is for @Chuckathmonkey on Twitter
@ 2010-07-06 – 15:05:41
Monkey Business in a parallel universe. There was a monkey brown and cute who looked so sweet in his velvet suit He lived in the trees where the birdies … more -
What if authors got singing telegrams to reject their work?
@ 2010-07-01 – 11:31:12
Singing Rejection Telegram - To the tune of Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are Please start changing to try to please me this doesn't work for me so … more -
The answer to life the universe and everything.
@ 2010-06-30 – 12:43:23
The answer to life the universe and everything. How many films must a man download before he gets in a jam? How many emails must he send before it counts … more -
Positive thinking.
@ 2010-06-29 – 10:58:29
Positive thinking. I'm trying to stay positive I'm trying to be happy despite my life lately being generally crappy. I've had a go at whistling and … more
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