money

Lawyer joke made into a poem. from banana ^Pro 162 days old

[ ... ] some money to the needy and blind? The lawyer thought and then replied 'my sister's husband recently died and left her with three children to ...

Very rude joke - in a poem!!! Not suitable for children. from banana ^Pro 165 days old

[ ... ] the money into her handbag and stripped off with practised art then got into position, letting loose a stifled fart. The odour caught our ...

HMRC - Where's my money? from banana ^Pro 175 days old

Is Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs Bankrupt? The Taxman owes me money I think it is a lot well it is for me especially as it's money I ain't got. Now ...

MP's Bedtime Tales of the Unexpected! from banana ^Pro 176 days old

[ ... ] to make money out of the public purse and I do not defend anyone who does so." Antoinette Pork-Bottomley MP take note, the days of profligate ...

Beggars can't be choosers ... sorry. from banana ^Pro 252 days old

[ ... ] in the past, and if you are not inclined to give money to some stranger, then that is absolutely fine by me. I just thought it was worth a try.

What a Difference a Pay Day Makes!!! from banana ^Pro 887 days old

I’ve a bijou rustic building that I usually call the shed, It nestles at the bottom of my lawn, So it has a rural setting ‘twixt the grass and compost ...

Money moon from banana ^Pro 897 days old

[ ... ] funny money moon,money moon,money moonmoney moon. This is really a song but I thought I'd put it in anyway. The tune is a kind of blue grass ...