Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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Cool Blue Diamond costs 6.2 million!

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-05-13 – 10:56:31

Expense claim from Marie-Antoinette Pork-Bottomley MP It is of beauty sans compare, to excite and delight the senses sod claiming moats and underwear, put … more
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MP's Expense claim - in detail!!!

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-05-11 – 11:49:07

MP = Many Perks I'm going to be an MP it's the perfect job for me except filling lots of forms isn't really my cup of tea So I need a secretary with … more
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Cool Blue Diamond costs 6.2 million!

MP's Expense claim - in detail!!!

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