poetry
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Fun with broccoli and brussels sprouts.
@ 2013-04-15 – 23:24:50
Fun with broccoli and Brussels sprouts Some children think the very worst thing Is having to eat their greens They haven't opened their imaginations … more -
I'll do almost anything but I won't do that
@ 2013-01-28 – 12:18:27
I'll do almost anything but I won't do that. Just be thankful I'm past my display-until date and yet still have the wit to know it For it's terribly … more -
Who would be looking for a job like this?
@ 2012-12-13 – 12:18:29
Written after reading a particularly horrendous job description for an internship in publishing. An offer you can't refuse. Come and work for us we … more -
Never Mind the Buzzcocks Hire the Horne!
@ 2012-11-28 – 13:32:56
Never Mind the Buzzcocks Hire the Horne! Whoever is in charge of things from the depth of my blessed cotton socks I wish that now on & forever Alex … more -
Fishes Circle - or the difficulties of keeping pet fish.
@ 2012-10-17 – 23:15:36
Fishes Circle. I really really wish I could keep a fish But no matter how I try They just up and die. They either get a fungus or one just gets humungous while … more -
Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy - animation by me :)
@ 2012-08-14 – 09:54:23
Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy - available on Kindle. Here's my Amazon author's page where all my poetry books (paperbacks and Kindles) … more -
I hate homophones.
@ 2012-06-12 – 16:42:41
I hate homophones. Into the world comes a melody nobody has heard before only our ears thrilling to the moment we greet a new friend into our hearts and … more -
A poem about DS9 - my favourite Star Trek series.
@ 2012-04-17 – 18:27:43
My fantasy on Cloud Nine I dream of replicators in a calm space installation just outside the wormhole leading to the gamma quadrant run with care and … more -
Bricking it - unapologetic poem for PAD 2012 day 3
@ 2012-04-03 – 17:05:37
Edited to add picture from this article appearing in DM the day after the priginal article Bricking it. I will not hide in a corner to appease the … more
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