poetry

The Wolf Princess. from banana ^Pro 5 days old

When I was born I was stolen away; Running down the winding gravel pathway from the golden palace where my mother the Queen and father the King dined ...

Dogged Disguise - poetry which reveals the inner me. from banana ^Pro 5 days old

Dogged Disguise I'm a fat little white poodle with a permanently dribbly chin that's the true me if you could zoom much closer in; Luckily no-one's ...

Listen, do you want to know a secret? from banana ^Pro 12 days old

The secret of writing comedy. The secret of writing comedy is known by every clown; first you think up comedy then you write it down.

A Halloween Poem - oooooooooooo! from banana ^Pro 13 days old

Halloween. The witch cackled her crackling voice snapping the cold twigged silence leaving it forever sullied. Ghosts willowed past smoky wraiths pale despondent ...

Something to make your ears bleed! from banana ^Pro 15 days old

A truly awful shocking dreadful poem, recited in a way to bring out the full Vogonity of the underlying metaphors and dichotomies. Paula Nancy Millhouse ...

OK here's another dire abomination. from banana ^Pro 15 days old

Save the Planet. Crash! Out of the night the huge tree wanders its bleeding wounds dripping while roots dragging from it leave trails that slugs envy ...

An example of a truly awful poem. from banana ^Pro 15 days old

[ ... ] bad poem. This poem uses cliches, nonsense lines, and just about every wince making poetry fault there is! It was strangely fun to write

Bad Taste Poem - Don't read this if you are squeamish or easily offended! from banana ^Pro 17 days old

Bad Taste - Period! So Vampires are the very latest teenage girly fad they are attracted to the brooding dark looks of the bad but am I the only one ...

A poem about true beauty! from banana ^Pro 20 days old

Words from the wizened. I thought I'd offer this point of view though it sounds a little smug; but this article made me glad at last to be ugly as a ...

A Crap poem about dogs! from banana ^Pro 21 days old

A crap poem about dogs. When I go to heaven I hope Fluffy'll be there too. She's my closest friend we're like Shaggy and Scooby Doo. Her big brown ...