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The Groom's Speech! from banana ^Pro 69 days old

The Groom's Speech. You turned up to my wedding with everything on show, put people off the wedding feast and we'd purchased Sturgeon's Roe! All that ...

Warning!!! Rude joke poem!!! from banana ^Pro 154 days old

[ ... ] in rhyme. Hope you find it funny. It was meant to be western in style. I imagined a grizzled old cow-poke spitting tobacco and recounting ...

Tap, Faucet, stream of consciousness - putting the mess back into message. from banana ^Pro 272 days old

I decided to write a post that was all in rhyme. Not really a poem, I can't do that all the time. But just to write something interesting for better ...

Wishful thinking...Porn Valentine from banana ^Pro 284 days old

A few clicks of the mouse, and internet porn destroys yet another middle-class marriage article on the daily mail - no explicit pictures or anything ...

Hello everybody - having fun? from banana ^Pro 285 days old

Hello everybody I cannot believe the visitor numbers to my blog over the last few days. Only 24 off the 800 mark yesterday. Awesome! I'm busy writing ...

Valentine's boob!!! from banana ^Pro 285 days old

I bought some sexy underwear for my Valentine, for to see my love clad in satin is a fantasy of mine. A push up bra, suspenders and a teddy made of ...

A Lawman called Sue from banana ^Pro 474 days old

I had been ripped off by cowboys and didn't know what to do til a wise old boy just down from the bar said 'You need a lawman called Sue' 'Just go along ...