Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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Reasons to be cheerful...

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-05-08 – 09:40:15

[ ... ] have to shave my legs and underneath my arms I don't really understand why but I don't want to cause alarm. I wish I was tall and elegant like ... more
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What Older Women Should be Told

by banana ^Pro @ 2008-04-02 – 14:35:09

[ ... ] but I just can't be cool about learning to shave. A poem for all women suffering from facial hair and desperately seeking a way to remove it. more
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