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Reasons to be cheerful... from banana Pro 191 days old
[ ... ] have to shave my legs and underneath my arms I don't really understand why but I don't want to cause alarm. I wish I was tall and elegant like ...
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What Older Women Should be Told from banana Pro 592 days old
[ ... ] but I just can't be cool about learning to shave. A poem for all women suffering from facial hair and desperately seeking a way to remove it.
I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
