Banana's Funny Poetry Blog.

Funny poems written by Banana_the_poet. This funny poetry blog is filled with original poems to bring a touch of humour to those who take the time to read them. I avoid 'sloppy' poetry and strong language as I just don't find those things very inspiring or funny.
But I hope these offerings will be funny enough to keep people coming back for more. I once tried stand up comedy and although the audience laughed at the right moments - I didn't enjoy feeling like I was about to have a heart attack at any moment. So I decided to put my creative comedy stuff into poems instead. Hope you like at least one of them!

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EarthWormJimmy and the Jolly Green Giant.

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-06-09 – 19:11:43

[ ... ] Among the millions of tins of corn there's one that holds our foe will it be the tin that you open for your tea? There's only one way to know. more
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A Tea-Pot of Trouble - not suitable for children.

by banana ^Pro @ 2009-04-05 – 10:27:46

A Tea-Pot of Trouble There was a family of gnomes who loved drinking tea. Slurping those antioxidants filled them with tannin and glee. But they all … more
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EarthWormJimmy and the Jolly Green Giant.

A Tea-Pot of Trouble - not suitable for children.

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