teenager
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Father's Day - tell him how you really feel ;) from banana Pro 157 days old
There's bad news and there's good news. I hate you! I really really hate you! I say it all the time, you drive me mad, bloody Dad. Is it such a ...
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Baby Steps from banana Pro 900 days old
I took care of my baby I kept him safe from harm I washed him, fed him, changed him He never felt alarm. Now he is a teenager All he does is moan, No ...
I woke up laughing. Must have slept funny.
I am "Banana the Poet" living on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia.
My main poetic influences are: Hilaire Belloc, Spike Milligan, the British Limerick, BBC Radio Comedy, and Ronnie Barker.
My main inspiration seems to come from articles in the Daily Mail and the internet.
