valentine

What really happened on Valentine's day from banana ^Pro 273 days old

What really happened on Valentine's day. He didn't get me a card, he didn't buy me a gift, he didn't give me compliments to make my spirits lift. When ...

My Lucky Valentine from banana ^Pro 274 days old

Valentine Promise. It may be Friday the 13th but don't worry my ducky. Whatever happens today, tomorrow you'll be lucky. For I have plans that you and ...

Romantic Valentine poem from banana ^Pro 275 days old

[ ... ] that I'll show my love for you 'til the end of our days. I wrote one proper romantic Valentine poem - for the real softies out there (like me)

Wishful thinking...Porn Valentine from banana ^Pro 276 days old

[ ... ] you getting rude, but I haven't a choice 'cos you're such a prude. Please try to understand this need of mine, I wish you'd be my sexy Valentine.

Valentine to my Wife after 20 years. from banana ^Pro 276 days old

It's traditional on the day of St Valentine to declare one's feelings in poem and rhyme, After 20 years of marriage to you, I thought it was time for ...

Valentine? Cheers! from banana ^Pro 276 days old

Drink to me only You're the only one for me, believe me it's true I see beyond the surface to what's great about you. Please be my Valentine for although ...

Valentine poem - Across the Classroom from banana ^Pro 276 days old

You may have noticed me gazing, across the history class, and looking away when you glance at me, and blushing when you pass. I'm just sixteen, quite ...

Hello everybody - having fun? from banana ^Pro 276 days old

[ ... ] note about these Valentine poems / rhymes. These are all original and obviously copyrighted to me (as are all the other poems on my posts). They are ...

Valentine's boob!!! from banana ^Pro 277 days old

I bought some sexy underwear for my Valentine, for to see my love clad in satin is a fantasy of mine. A push up bra, suspenders and a teddy made of ...

All my funny Valentine Rhymes in one place from banana ^Pro 277 days old

Here are the permalinks to all the mean, funny, and surprising Valentine poems I've written so far on my blog. Enjoy Valentine poems for your loved ...